But no more freebies. Aladdin : Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Aladdin : Some all powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead.
I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way outta here. Genie : [stomps his foot to stop Aladdin, Abu, and Carpet from leaving] Excuse me? Genie : [scoffs]. Genie : Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here?
And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so. Not right now! Genie : Al, I can't help you. I work for Senor Psychopath now. Genie : [leaving to travel the world] I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am. I'm free-hee! Merchant : Look at this!
Heh, heh. Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries. Will not break! Merchant : Will not Merchant : It broke! Genie : Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel. Merchant : [holding up an oil lamp] Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance.
Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp!
It once changed the course of a young man's life; a young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed: a diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits Genie : Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?
Genie : Made you look. Aladdin : Hey Genie : [opens 'Royal Recipes' book] Uh, let's see. Genie : Nope. Genie : [flicking it off] Ow. I hate when they do that. Genie : Aah! Et tu, Brute? Genie : [as a bee] Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her. Aladdin : Huh? Genie : She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Pick a feature. Merchant : Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment. Come on down! Genie : [after explaining to Aladdin that he can grant any wish his heart desires] You ain't never had a friend like me!
Genie : I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Where you from? What's your name? Genie : Aladdin!
Hello, Aladdin, nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie? Genie : Sounds like, 'Here, boy! Genie : 'C'mon, Laddie! Aladdin : I must've hit my head harder than I thought. Jafar : [from inside the lamp] Get your blasted beak out of my face! Iago : Oh, shut up, you moron! Jafar : Don't tell me to shut up! Genie : [taking the lamp off Aladdin] Allow me. Ten thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out!
Genie : [as tailor] First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Let's work with me here. Genie : Ooh, I like it! Muy macho! Jafar : You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
Iago : Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a- Awk! Jafar : Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing. Aladdin : The Genie The Genie! The Genie has more power than you'll ever have! Jafar : What? Aladdin : He gave you your power. He can take it away. Genie : [smiling uncomfortably] Al, what're you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin : Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best! Jafar : [slightly shocked] You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long. Aladdin : Jasmine? I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince. Princess Jasmine : I know why you did. Aladdin : Well, I guess Princess Jasmine : Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair! I love you. Genie : Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word, and you're a prince again. Aladdin : But, Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie : Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love! Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked. Genie : [sniffs tearfully] No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me. Sultan : That's right! You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned.
It's that law that's the problem. Princess Jasmine : Father? From this day forth, the Princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy. Princess Jasmine : Him! I choose I choose you, Aladdin. Aladdin : [chuckles] Call me Al. Genie : [whispers] Psst. Your line is "I'm going to free the Genie. Genie : What would you wish of me? Genie : The ever impressive Genie Genie of the Lamp! Genie : Right here, direct from the lamp.
Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Jafar : The universe is mine to command! To control! Aladdin : Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something? Jafar : Huh? Aladdin : You wanted to be a genie? You got it! Aladdin : And everything that goes with it. Jafar : No! Iago : I'm getting out of here! Aladdin : Phenomenal cosmic powers Iago : Come on, you're the genie.
I don't want, I don't! Aladdin Genie : Al, you little genius, you! Aladdin : Wish fulfillment? Genie : Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
Merchant : Ahh! Salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please, please, come closer. Merchant : Too close! A little too close. Merchant : There. Welcome to Agrabah. Aladdin : So, three wishes. Hm, I want them to be good.
What would you wish for? Genie : Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case Ah, forget it. Genie : No, I can't tell you. Aladdin : C'mon, tell me. Genie : Freedom! Merchant : [holding up a box] Ooh! Look at this! I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware.
Merchant : Ah, still good. Aladdin : Wait, wait a minute. Genie : [gives Aladdin a mortar cap and diploma] That's right! He can be taught! Genie : Do you mind if I kiss the monkey? Genie : Oh! Genie : [finally Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo! Genie : Talk about your trunk space. Check this action out! Genie : Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? Well, looky here! You ain't never had a friend like me! Genie : Oh, Al. I'm getting kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.
Genie : [appearing with a bathing cap and washing his back] Never fails. Aladdin : And you know, I was thinking about my last wish, and I just I can't do this without you.
I know I told you I'd use it to set you free, but you heard the Sultan. I can't let everything that we've worked for fall apart. Genie : [hurt] So, you just never tell her the truth? You're gonna keep living the lie? Aladdin : It's not a lie. People can change. Genie : Heh, oh they can change, all right. Aladdin : And that's a bad thing?
Everything's better now. No one got hurt. You'd rather me be back on the streets stealing to survive? But all you cared about was that I use my last wish to set you free. Kid, I don't care nothin' about that wish! This is about you, what's happening to you! You'd rather lie to someone you love than give all this up! Aladdin : You don't get it, Genie!
People like me don't get anything, except by pretending! Genie : I think, maybe, YOU don't get it. The more you gain by pretending, the less you're actually gonna have. In ten thousand years, I have never once, ever called a master a friend.
I broke the rules for you. I saved your life You are breaking my heart here, kid. You're breaking my heart. Genie : [bumps his head] Ow, man! Why'd you rub the lamp under an Genie : Oh, great one who summons me, terrible one who commands me, I stand by my oath, loyalty to wishes three.
Genie : I said "Oh, great Genie : Excuse me, boy, where's your boss? Genie : Help me out here. Where's your boss? If I was gonna talk to myself, I could've just stayed in the lamp. Genie : Where's your boss? Aladdin : Uh, my boss?
Genie : Look, kid, I've been doing this a long time, all right? There's always a guy, you know I mean, you get my point. Where's that guy? Aladdin : I know that guy. He's outside. Genie : [looking around with a conjured telescope] So, it's just you and me down here? And a monkey? That's your personal business, but we gonna need to talk about that monkey later.
Aladdin : What would you wish for? Genie : Mmm. No one's ever asked me that before. It's an easy one, though. I'd wish to be free. Genie : To not have to say "Poof! Can I help you? What would you like? Welcome to the lamp. May I take your order, please? I wish to be Aladdin : Why don't you just set yourself free? Genie : [laughing] Carpet! Did you hear what this boy said? Why don't I set myself free? Genie : Only way a genie gets to be free is if the owner of the lamp uses one of his wishes to set him free, and the last time that happened was, like, the fourth of Never-ary.
Genie : Don't worry. You are not out of the game yet. Just do whatever you'd normally do at a party. Aladdin : I've never been to a party. Genie : What? Aladdin : What? Genie : Oh, well, you gonna need to go back to the room, then. You're not messing up my night. Aladdin : The Sultan likes me. Genie : Then maybe he can be your wife! Aladdin : You can't find what you're looking for in that lamp, Jafar. I tried and failed, and so will you.
Jafar : You think so? But I am Sultan! I am the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen! I will create an empire that history cannot ignore. I can destroy cities. I can destroy kingdoms. And I can destroy YOU. Aladdin : True. But who made you a sultan? Who made you a sorcerer? There will always be some thing, some man, some being more powerful than you.
Genie gave you your power, and he can take it away. Genie : What are you doing? Jafar : He serves me! Aladdin : For now! But you'll never have more power than the genie. You said it yourself, you're either the most powerful in the room, or you're nothing. You will always be Iago : [cackles] Second! Jafar : Second? Only second? I will make sure no one will ever say these words again! Aladdin : I'm talking to a smoking blue giant?
Genie : No! Genie : I am not a giant, I am a genie. There is a difference. Giants are not real. Genie : Here's the thing about wishes: the more you have, the more you want. Aladdin : That's not me. Aladdin : Mmm. We'll see about that. Genie : [turning Aladdin in Prince Ali] So, what do you think? Aladdin : I like it. Genie : Of course you like it, boy! I made it! Aladdin : I think that's me. Genie : Strictly speaking, it is me. I mean, I did most of the work. You was just standing there.
But I-I hear you. Genie : A couple thousand years in the Cave of Wonders ought to cool you off. Sign In. Aladdin
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